Joe Biden vs. Paul Ryan.

                                Amateur vs. Legend.   

       Old Guy vs. Guy Who's Numbers Don't Quite Add Up -

   Vice-Presidential debate to end all Vice-Presidential debates... 

and...

IN THIS CORNER - Weighing just under 190, in the Oxford Blue and patterned red tie, lawyer with 40 years of political experience, family man and husband to Jill Biden, the elongated, exaggerated, sometimes eloquent (often not), death-defying right hand man to the president, the exciting, the unpredictable, the confounding catalyst, the ragin' sensation, the scintillating flibbertigibbet, the magnificent motormouth from steely Scranton Pennsylvania....JOOOOOOOOEEEE BIIIIIDDEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!

Err, ok.

AND, IN THIS CORNER -  Weighing a little more than he can bite off, the right's answer to lefty intellectualism, in wholly Benjamin' Green, the tempered trooper, the dynamic dilly-dallier, the all for turning your precious safety net into a voucher scheme, the "It would take me too long to go through all the math" mathematician, the unspectacular, the unapologetic, the uninhibited weasel from Wisconsin....PPPAAAUUUULLLL RRRYYYAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!

Ok, I don't want any interruptions - except for you, Joe, because it's what you're good at - and I don't want any hitting below the belt, Paul, unless you're attempting to accuse liberals of destroying America, as fabrications apparently are all your side has left these days.

Alrighty, men, let's have a good go at it, and, to your corners....

DING!!!!!